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Why Do People Keep Asking Me if Myles MacKenzie Is Sylux?

How would I know? It's not like I'm him!

I Wonder if It Would Actually Literally Kill Nintendo to Advertise Metroid Prime 4

They see how jaw-droppingly beautiful it is right?

The World Isn't Ready for Myles MacKenzie

But you're gonna have him!